Monday, April 6, 2015

Caesar’s Senate: – Thou Fashion Industry

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Cry Havoc! And Let Slip the Dogs of War
This immortal phrase of Julius Caesar has maintained its shine for over centuries and why not, for the phrase concisely withholds a volcano of human emotions. Joy, Fury, vexation, Belligerence and what not Julius Caesar in this phrase incisively poured his heart out for what he had and what he was just about to achieve.
About a month ago this phrase came to life in a country with little affection for either Caesar or Shakespeare as Model turns Singer Ayyan Ali was arrested at Benazir Bhutto International Airport Islamabad and many in this land of fortunes “Cried Havoc and did Slip Their Dogs of War. ” In an infantry with little arsenal TOUNGE is a substitute for swords, horses, elephants and yes “Dogs”, so all of us jubilantly let lose our tongues on that bloody immoral, unpatriotic  yet Hot offender.
Also Read: ‘Money laundering’ model Ayyan Ali lands in Adiala prison
The moral baton of the society our super sanctimonious media, which was then not busy lecturing us about the foreign policy dimensions vis-a-vis middle east downloaded all the flashy bollywood item songs like “Kiun Paisa Paisa Karti Hai” and “Baby Doll Mein Sone Di” from maybe mp3skull or sound cloud (for it’s absolutely legal to use music without copyrights to grill immoral models) and made exhilarating packages about the model to grab as much eye balls as possible. Tough Ayyan’s walk in a baseball cap and hoodie with “Baby Doll Mein Sone Di” in the background was enough to stick millions to the Television Sets yet a 5 minute item in the news hour was not enough to slake the lust of the masses. So then arrived the Sherlock Holmes styled “investigative journalism” which divulged it all. From “Fresh” juice the prison authorities had bestowed upon this Cleopatra to ounces she had gained in prison all was exceptionally sniffed and dug out by either our print or electronic media reporters but they were just not good enough to roll the heads and so came in the “ANCHORS” or actually the anchor persons the most sparkling rubies of our media. No matter whether the talk show’s theme was terrorism, education reforms or national security in about three to four minutes some thick mustache bobby would grin and say “Sir Zara Ayyyyaaaannnn ki baat kar lein” and good bye subject matter. Beginning by the disclosure that money belonged to Asif Ali Zardari, Lyari Gang War or some ex-minister the fantabulous commentary went on to educate us how Ayyan Ali wooed wealthy goons to pay for her lips and nose job. In between Zardari and the Nose Job some Maulana would tell us about how immorality is destined to meet destruction, some socio-economic growth advisor would conclude that unemployment is due to Ayyan and MMS fame Meera would tell us how she knew it all along that Models are involved in money laundering (By the way what became of poor Atiq-ur-Rehmans KOTHI.)
In the course of this captivating coverage and expert commentary “CHASKA” was at it’s maximum. With dailies printing headlines as “Hussan Ki Devi Ki Naaz Bardarian” and “Ayyan’s Walk of Shame” the expert commentators on the Television babbled “Ayyan Phir Sirf ____ Ki Tu Ladli Nahin Na”, “Ayyan Ki Chall Ke Peche ____ Ki Chal Hai ” “Ayyan Ka Husn Phir Aur Kis Din Kaam Aye Ga” and when on her latest hearing the model girl wore a burqa at the district courts a prophetic T.V channel ran “Allah Meri Tauba ” in the background and told us as of how 2 days in jail have brought this unethical creature to “Sirat-e-Mustaqeem.”